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If I say 'jeep safari', what's the first thing that comes to your mind? Whatever it is you're now thinking about, I'm willing to bet it's not snorkeling. Snorkeling was in my case the very last things I thought about when I booked a jeep safari in Cuba. But there I was, on a grey Caribbean morning, about to start a jeep safari when I heard snorkeling was part of this day trip. I wasn't very excited about that prospect: the ocean, and everything in it, scares me shitless.

Halfway between Varadero and Matanzas you can find a nature reserve where you can go snorkeling at Playa El Coral. This is where my parents, the rest of our tour group and I all hopped out of our Suzuki Jiminies. I was nervously swinging the bag with my diving mask back and forth. As I'm pretty much blind without my glasses, normal masks are a waste of time and money for me. Just before we left for Cuba I'd bought one of those masks that cover your entire face. Decathlon had been advertising them for years and I'd decided to take the plunge. It's impossible to wear glasses inside of that mask, so I'd had my glasses taken apart and attached the frame to the visor of my mask with some washi tape. So professional. But at least I would be able to see. That much I knew: I could see well through this thing, but I had no idea if the mask would work as well as promised. What if it started leaking? What if I'd drown in it? What if I'd swim straight into a shark?
Okay, the latter had little to do with the mask and all the more with my lifelong shark phobia. Either way, I had a lot of things to worry about on the very short walk from the parking lot to Playa El Coral...

We were welcomed by one of the divers who work at Playa El Coral. He showed us our options: scuba diving, snorkeling with some gear you could borrow at the beach, or snorkeling with your own gear. I chose the third option. I hadn't taken my mask with me for nothing. I didn't have flippers with me, but I turned them down when they were offered; I'm better off swimming without them. They are just too heavy on my feet and I feel like I can't control that all that well.
Next I was offered a lifejacket, which I saw as a personal insult. I'm Dutch, I learned to swim when I was in kindergarten so I wouldn't drown in the channels, ponds and lakes that are literally everywhere in my country. I didn't need a lifejacket. Lifejackets were for losers.
I wanted to hand the lifejacket back, but was told I couldn't go snorkeling without it. I mentally rolled my eyes. They'd obviously never seen a Dutch girl swim before. So I made my way to the waterside, wearing my bright orange lifejacket...


As soon as I stepped into the ocean I thanked God that I was wearing it though: the waves were high, the waters rough. I was thrown around like a rag doll, but at least I stayed afloat. With a few kicks of my legs, I was back with the rest of the Jiminy jeep safari group.
We were told to follow our guide in two files. He'd take us to the reef and show us where to swim so we wouldn't bump into the coral. After this short instruction, I finally put my mask on. Of course people stared at me and gave me weird looks. With both the lifejacket and mask on, I felt like an aquatic Teletubbie. I probably looked the part too and felt quite uncomfortable because of that. Then I dipped my face in the water and realized it was all worth it.

I wasn't even at the reef at this point in time. Actually, I wasn't even five meters from the shore. But there were tiny little fish everywhere and I could see them clear as day.
The group started swimming. Not me though. I started panicking. A lot of people accidentally kicked and slapped each other (that's what you get for swimming in rough waters with a group) and I was out of breath right away. I was used to breathing quickly through a tube while snorkeling. Usually with water trickling into my mask. That wasn't the case now. Everything was different with my full face mask: not a single drop of water came in, which was a good thing, but my quick breathing made me run out of breath within seconds. It scared me. So I took one deep breath to calm down - then immediately noticed I had more oxygen in my lungs, more oxygen coming into the mask. Another two deep breaths later I'd mastered breathing in this new mask. I was ready to swim.

I soon found myself at the front of the group. I enjoyed swimming there, breathing surprisingly naturally in my mask. The coral doomed up in front of us like a mountain range, some of it almost breaking through the surface. We swam through a pass between coral mountains, then arrived at huge coral fields. I could already see them when I was still swimming through the pass. Then a gigantic wave picked me up and threw me onto a coral mountain.
I was stuck on top of the coral, but scrambled off it as fast as possible. Not just because it hurt like hell, but also because human touch is deadly to coral. I felt bad for myself and the bump coming up on my shin, but felt worse for the coral I'd touched. So I swam away as fast as possible. I'd just reached open water and the coral fields when I realized I could be bleeding. The coral had scratched my skin pretty badly. And my blood was now flowing into the waters of the Atlantic Ocean because of that coral collision, it'd attract sharks in no time. I touched my shin, which still hurt like hell, but couldn't really feel anything because of the pain. So I decided to float on my bag and stick my leg up into the air.
No blood, thank God. I'd worry about the coral possibly being toxic later.

When the blood crisis was over, I explored the coral fields. They were beautiful. Words don't do the justice. I saw countless fish, more unique species than when I visited the Great Barrier Reef. The coral was amazing and looked healthy and colorful to my layman's eye. I also saw sea cucumbers. Don't ask me why I like something that looks like a sea turd, I just do. I even whispered to myself: 'Sea cucumbers! They're everywhere!'
And so I managed to stray away from the croup, closer to the deep dark ocean beyond the coral fields. I didn't notice until I looked ahead to where the water was darker. I couldn't see anything there. Just dark blue waters, too dark to see through. My shark phobia piped up: 'A great white will appear right there any minute now!'
Of course no shark ever showed up, but that thought was enough to make me race back to the group and look over my shoulder every few seconds.


In the meantime the jeep safari group had become surrounded by a school of fish from all kinds of species, most no bigger than my hand. It was Finding Nemo in real life. Except without turtles.
I swam around for a while and as the fish got used to the presence of loads of people, they came closer to me. And closer. And closer still. Until I could touch them. And touching fish was about the last thing I wanted. I like to admire them from afar, no need for close-ups. You see, I'm not just afraid of sharks. All kinds of fish make me jumpy.
For a while I enjoyed looking at all the little tropical fish, ignoring the bigger ones that were all around me. I couldn't ignore them any longer when they came right up to my face. I abruptly pulled my head out of the water, kicking my legs and flailing my arms to scare all the fish away. I scream when I accidentally touched one.
So many fish so many fish so many fish! My mind was going a million panicky miles an hour. Get them away from me get them away from me get them away from me! They were everywhere. I only calmed down when I looked up at the sky and pretended I was in a pool. As long as I couldn't see the fish, I was okay. When I finally looked down at the water again, I only saw the shadows of fish, which somehow made them less real to me. A few deep breaths later I was ready to continue snorkeling.

The first thing I saw when I broke through the surface again was a fish. Right in front of my face. And it was pooping. Also right in front of my face. I didn't know how to react to that, so I laughed hysterically in my mask. Then I swam away; I didn't want to get fish poo all over me.
Our snorkeling tour was almost over, so I took in as much of the view as I could. All the coral, all the fish... It was magical. Scary and panic-inducing, but also wonderful. The colors were surreal. When I climbed onto the rocky beach again, I was awestruck. Despite all my fears and all the panicky moments, I'd immensely enjoyed this little snorkeling trip. But I was also all too aware that my generation might be the last to see coral reefs this healthy...


I quickly changed into my normal clothes. The guide who'd shown us the way to the reef came up to my parents to tell them their daughter was a great swimmer. I laughed it off, even though I'd been adamant I was a good swimmer when I was handed a lifejacket. The guide had probably missed out on my panicked flailing when a fish bumped into me. The fact that fewer people will be able to flail like that if we keep dumping plastic into the ocean at our current rate made me sad. Coral reefs are too beautiful to destroy, experiences like this one too priceless to give up on.
As I stepped into our Suzuki Jiminy to continue our jeep safari, a plan began to form. I'd faced my fears at Playa El Coral, now it was time for me to give something back to that big scary ocean. By the time Playa El Coral was just a speck in our rearview mirror, I had it all worked out. But that's a story for another time. And while I was in Cuba, I had no idea if my plan would even work. I had no idea if it'd ever turn into a story. So I focused on living in the moment, so I had more Cuban stories to share on my blog. Which I will keep doing for another few weeks now. I promise you that!

x Envy
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Warning: this post contains spoilers for both the manga series and the live action movie. Please close this tab if you still want to discover this story by yourself, without me spoiling anything. Don't forget to come back once you're done catching up on the franchise though!

July 17th is a very special day for me. Not only is it my birthday and do I get to post the cliche "I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22" tweet this year, it also marks my 8th anniversary as a Fullmetal Alchemist fangirl. I grew up, graduated high school, went to college and quit college, all while reading the manga. When I finally finished the series last year, I wrote a blog post about every amazing little detail and I still talk about the franchise regularly. No one was surprised to see me turn into an overexcited mess when I heard there was going to be a live action movie adaptation. I literally counted down the days till the Japanese release date, then waited until someone would let me know how and where to watch a subtitled version. A few weeks ago that finally happened: Netflix announced they'd added Fullmetal Alchemist. Of course I watched it. And now I have things to say about it. A lot of things. So brace yourselves, it's going to be a long post.

A long time ago, I fell in love with the story of Edward and Alphonse Elric. These brothers try to resurrect their dead mother in an alchemical ritual, which goes horribly wrong. Ed loses an arm and a leg, Al becomes nothing more than a soul bound to a suit of armor. They set off on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone, that will help them get their original bodies back. Along the way, they're confronted with homunculi named after the Seven Deadly Sins, corrupt army officials and the consequences of civil war and racial cleansing. This story in itself is so interesting and intricate enough to serve as an amazing movie plot. Because of that, the plot was the last thing I worried about when the live action movie was announced. It was the way things would look that worried me way more. The characters, the alchemy and most of all: Alphonse's armor.

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I honestly expected Al to look awfully fake, but his animation was on point. I couldn't have wished for anything more. The movements were realistic, as well as the overall look of the armor. The same went for the creatures attacking Ed at the start of the movie. The alchemical rituals, however, could look better. As long as it's stones and concrete flying around, or steel being transmutated, it all looks fine, but bigger things like the resurrection ritual looked awful. Maybe that's just because of the effect design, but it looked horribly fake and a little amateurish. I personally could look past this, because I know I'm terribly spoiled with Hollywood CGI. I heard that these effects were actually really good for Japanese standards, so they didn't make or break the movie. It was the characters and plot that did.

After all that's been said about the whitewashed movie adaptations of Ghost in the Shell and Death Note, I think a lot of people were happy to see a completely Japanese cast and crew working on Fullmetal Alchemist. I personally don't care much for an actor's skin color when it comes to manga adaptations, as long as the actor captures the spirit of the character they're portraying. And it's never a bad thing when they look very similar. The latter wasn't always the case. Don't get me wrong, casting made some great decisions. Maes Hughes looked uncannily similar to his manga counterpart, Roy Mustang was a great choice, and even though the internet disagrees with me, I think Gluttony looked as much as the manga character as humanly possible. But for every good casting decision, there was also a bad one. Lust looked really old to me, Shou Tucker was only recognizable because of his glasses and Hawkeye's actress couldn't carry the weight of such a strong character. But the worst by far was Winry Rockbell.

The first problem I had with Winry was that she broke the consistency. In the manga, both Ed and Winry are blond. In the movie, Ed is blond and Winry isn't. What's the logic in that? Either make both characters blond or give them both black hair. This little inconsistency ticked me off from the moment I saw the trailer. Of course something as little as hair color isn't enough to write an entire character off, but things did not get better in the movie. Winry wasn't Winry. Not enough drooling over automail, not as strong a female character as in the manga and she hit Ed and Al with a wrench a grand total of one time. Nothing that made Winry Winry was in the movie. And let's not talk about the overacting and anime mannerisms that just look ridiculous when displayed by a real human.

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Winry wasn't the only character that wasn't quite who she was supposed to be. Like I said before, Hawkeye was a shadow of her manga self. Envy, my namesake and favorite villain, was so boring that I only remember him because of his awful hair. But hey, at least he made it into the movie, unlike Greed, Sloth, Wrath and Pride. Those are just a few of the characters that didn't make it into the big screen. The list of missing characters could be a blog post of its own. Some of the most notable absences were those of Major Armstrong, Scar (yes, even Scar!) and my personal favorite: Barry the Chopper. Great work, guys.

Now I've already done a whole lot of complaining and I haven't even discussed the plot yet. Can you feel my pain? I'm serious, I need a quick break to eat some cookies and recharge before I tackle the monstrosity that is the Fullmetal Alchemist movie plot.

Okay, I'm not sure I can do this, but let's go. Remember when I said I thought the movie had an amazing plot for the taking thanks to the manga? I really did, but for some reason the people behind this adaptation decided to leave some key elements, just like some key characters, completely out of it. And that caused a whole lot of problems.
In the movie, Ed and Al are searching for the Philosopher's Stone for the same reason as in the manga. So far so good. They don't travel around as much though: most of the movie takes place in East City, a small part is set in Reole. Scenes in both locations were shot in similar-looking places in Italy, and because of this and the lack of travel scenes, it feels like the entire thing takes place in only one location. I feel like I'm already getting sidetracked here...

The movie tries to stay true to the plot of the manga, resulting in unnecessary info dumps about alchemy and homunculi right at the start of the movie, but also a lot of iconic scenes. The chimera scene is there, Mustang and Lust do their thing and some stills from the movie are literally manga pages brought to life.

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Those scenes were nice and enjoyable as a fan of the franchise, but the haphazard way everything is connected overshadows these positive snippets. The military and the Ishbalan civil war were major factors in the source material. They give characters an extra dimension, they provide motivation, they're the pillars of this story in my opinion. For some reason these factors were nowhere to be found in the movie. With Scar and King Bradley missing, the Ishbalan civil war and the military were not properly represented, meaning that other characters had to fill the gaps. This led to Shou Tucker having a huge role, but being nothing more than an evil scientist with no reason d'être. There's also the movie-only character called General Hakuro, who is just evil and wants more power, I guess?
So we get a story about Ed, homunculi and the military wanting the Philosopher's Stone, though the villains have no real motives or history without the Ishbalan civil war, and characters like Mustang becoming two-dimensional. I didn't understand why Tucker was evil and in the end, Hakuro just wanted the Stone to create an army of homunculi dolls. Because he likes that idea. Or something like that. It never becomes clear.
Hughes and Ed do the things they did in the manga, and they do have a reason behind their actions. I didn't mention Al because he's barely on screen - probably because he was too expensive to animate into every scene. So were Hughes and Ed able to save the entire plot? Definitely not. The movie tried to be a more compact version of the manga, but ended up cutting out the most important parts. We were left with a whole lot of pointless stuff.

I hated this empty shell of a plot. Characters need motivation, reasons for acting the way they do. There's almost none of that in this movie, which paled in comparison to the manga. I understand you can't put every plotline and character from 27 volumes into a 2-hour movie. But with the amount of information being poured out over the audience in those short hours, only to see an open ending so a sequel could be made, I wish they'd kept more manga elements and set the story up more carefully. Now we didn't get to see Scar, Barry the Chopper, Izumi Curtis and many more. We didn't see the position of the military in the country's society, we didn't see villains with a good raison d'être. And for what? To see a rushed, decapitated shadow of the original plot come to full fruition. Which leaves me with the question: what the hell do they want to show us in a hypothetical sequel?

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The people behind this movie tried to make it interesting and accessible for people who are unfamiliar with the franchise, but ended up making a product that's so rushed and full of not-so-logical plot progressions that only existing fans will be able to keep up with the story. The pace is ridiculously high, key elements are missing and as a result, it's really hard to build a connection with the characters on your screen. The CGI wasn't always the best and some characters could have been cast better. But it's this weird, rushed things of a plot that made me dislike the live action Fullmetal Alchemist movie. Let's stop complaining about Hollywood ruining anime/manga adaptations, because the Japanese don't do it too well either. But maybe things will get better if the Fullmetal Alchemist franchise is continued on the big screen.

But I'll never forgive them for cutting out Barry the Chopper.

x Envy
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When you're 100% set on visiting a country and you won't take 'no' for an answer, you're probably going to have to make some compromises. That's how I ended up in an all-inclusive hotel instead of a hostel in Cuba. It was the cheapest deal I could get, but it meant I had to book excursions if I wanted to see more of than just the pool, the beach and the buffet. If you know me, you know that staying at my hotel the entire time was not an option. My parents and I planned day trips to the Cuban countryside as soon as possible. The first one we chose was a jeep safari to the Yumuri Valley.
On the second day of my stay, I was ready for some offroad racing. Little did I know that jeep safaris in Cuba aren't just jeep safaris, oh no. I ended up snorkeling, boating, horse-riding and swimming in a cave to top it all off!

The skies were a shade of grey I was hoping not to see in the Caribbean when we were picked up from our hotel. We did a tour of the strip of hotels along Varadero's beach to pick up other tourists who'd also booked this jeep tour. Soon there was a bus full of people from Canada, Russia, the US, India and the Netherlands on its way to the parking lot where we'd get the keys to our jeeps. We were guided by a big black guy whose Russian was better than his English and also had a photographer tagging along to document the entire trip for us.
After a short bus ride, we arrived at the parking lot, which was, from one side to the other, filled with what looked like hundreds of Suzuki Jimnys. At that moment I was glad I'd left my driver's license at home, because I saw no way I'd be able to maneuver a car out of that sea of vehicles. As it turned out, leaving the parking lot was the least difficult part of doing a safari in a Suzuki Jiminy, as my dad and I soon nicknamed the tiny jeeps. The tour guide and photographer led the way in their own Jiminy, with the rest of us following that first car. About ten identical little jeeps set out for the Yumuri Valley, but after driving a few hundred meters I wasn't so sure all of them would make it. The gear shift was shaking so violently that I was afraid our Jiminy would somehow switch its own gears and when my dad took his hands off the wheel (don't ask me why he thought that was a good idea) the thing went from left to right and back again, without it having any influence on where the car was going. Once again I was happy to have left my driver's license home.

Despite our Jiminy being a little dodgy, I enjoyed the Cuban road trip. The highway was almost empty. Most of the cars we saw and passed were classic cars, so I was happy as could be. I did not enjoy the driving style of some of the Russian members of our safari group though, but there was nothing I could do about that. We all made it in one piece to our first stop of the day. We went snorkeling at Playa El Coral, where a wave threw me onto the coral. I spent the rest of the day nursing a blue lump on my shin while feeling guilty for stunting the coral's growth by touching it when I was thrown onto it.


After the snorkeling stop, the entire group jumped into their Jiminys again. I thought we'd get some off-road action now, but again we made a stop for another activity I didn't associate with jeep safaris at all: boating.
At the Canímar River, my parents and I boarded a small motorboat. There was no captain: we had to do everything ourselves. As with the jeeps, we were supposed to follow the first boat in a single file. That did not happen with first my dad, then me in charge of our boat. The scenery and views were absolutely amazing, but my dad and I were too busy racing, zigzagging, falling behind just to catch up at full speed and much more fun stuff like that. We royally pissed the owner of the boating tour company off. More than worth it though. Driving a boat at full speed up a tropical river in Cuba has to be one of the most amazing experiences of my life.


Had it been up to me, we would have spent the rest of the day on those boats. But it wasn't up to me, so we continued our way to the Yumuri Valley. We drove straight through the city of Matanzas (where I left my street art sticker in the oldest still operational baseball stadium on this planet two days later). The city's nickname is the Sleeping Beauty, because communism took away its chances of truly thriving and Varadero lured the tourists away. I loved Matanzas' colorful and colonial-era architecture. Even with a power plant to one side, the view over Matanzas Bay is stunning.
While driving through Matanzas we almost lost half of the jeeps at a stoplight, but by the time we entered the Yumuri Valley the group was together again. In this Valley of a Thousand Palm Trees I finally saw a tiny bit of the Cuban countryside I'd been longing for since my arrival. The roads were bad here, with more potholes than I could count. I suddenly understood why our Jiminy's gearbox and suspension were in such a bad state.

We drove through the countryside for a while. We got shaken up by potholes every other minute. The Yumuri Valley made up for its awful infrastructure with vegetation what made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park. I more or less expected a Pterodactyl to fly up from hill or a Brontosaurus feeding on palm trees. I didn't see anything like that, but I did see a lot of horse carts and local kids. As soon as the first jeep passed a few houses, kids would come running out to wave at the cars. They didn't care if you waved back or not, they just waved for the sake of waving and enjoyed it. I sometimes still wish my life was that simple.


We arrived at a farm around lunch time, where we could taste the farm's produce. There was sugar reed, mango, coconut and more, all fresh and delicious. We then had lunch in a pavilion a couple hundred meters down the road. Lunch was all local: Cuban soup, bean dishes with rice and Cuban sodas with typically Cuban images of baseball players and dancers on the cans. Even though some of the chairs in the pavilion had huge holes in the seat, I enjoyed that relaxed lunch to no end.

After lunch we had an hour to spend at the pavilion, where we had the chance to ride horses. I hadn't been on a horse in ten years, but knew I'd regret it if I didn't take this chance now. The horses were well-trained, knew the way and a guide would come along. Despite being a little scared, I climbed in the saddle - rather smoothly for someone who hadn't been on a horse in ages, I dare say.
The horse started walking slowly and I relaxed a little. I even started to enjoy the ride. Until my horse decided to run off. I panicked so bad, shitting bricks and cursing loudly in my mind. Lucky for me, the guide called out to the horse and the animal listened. It stopped running, but I didn't enjoy the ride as much anymore. Everything below my waist was hurting and I didn't trust my horse anymore.
Afterwards I also got to ride an ox. Turns out oxes are much more comfortable to sit on, and also much calmer when they walk around with you on their back.

When we drove out of the Yumuri Valley in our trusted Jiminy after a few hours, I thought the day was over. We drove through Matanzas again, past Playa El Coral. Then our guide suddenly pulled over at Cueva de Satorno, a cenote cave. Cenote caves are caves filled with a pool of water, sometimes with cave formations hanging from the ceiling and in the water like in Cueva de Satorno. I went for a swim in the natural pool, which is about 20 meters deep at its deepest point. The water was ice cold, but I didn't want to pass up on such a unique thing like swimming in a cenote. After five minutes, just when I was right above the deepest point, I got cramps in my legs. I quickly scrambled out of the pool - drowning in a cave is not on my travel wish list.


At the end of the day I was half asleep in our Suzuki Jiminy. Dad drove us back to the parking lot, where we hopped on the bus that brought us back to our hotel in Varadero. I was exhausted, but happy as could be. Never in a million years had I expected to drive a boat on a tropical river or swim in a cenote, especially not on a day trip that was marketed as nothing more than a jeep safari. Cuba has its own way of doing things, which means that an excursion always offers way more than you expected. I personally love that. Our Jiminy jeep safari was packed with activities that had nothing to do with driving, but looking back I wouldn't want it any other way. From start to finish, from snorkeling to waving to kids and horse riding, it was a day I will never forget.

x Envy
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Ever since I've gone to Cuba, I haven't been as active in the blogging community as I used to be. No Twitter chats (barely any tweets for all that matter), very few Instagram posts and a grand total of two posts on the blog - which I didn't promote on any platform until five to seven days after posting. I wish I could say it's just some kind of small slump, but no. My lack of online presence is the direct result of something that's been bothering me for the last six months: I feel like I don't belong in the blogging community anymore.

Like everything in life, the blogging community is constantly changing. I've been around since late 2012 and have seen a lot of change. YouTube became the key to internet success, being on every single social media platform became necessary, pictures became more important than writing to a lot of people, you name it and I've been through it. Yet I never felt like there wasn't a place for me anymore. Things changed and I dealt with it. Until one trend completely got me down: cookie cutter blogs.

Admit it, we all know at least one blogger with a cookie cutter blog: a blog with the same content as 90% of all blogs in its particular niche, written in the same way and with as much originality and character as a blank piece of paper. These cookie cutters have always been around, but lately they seem to have become more prominent and present in my newsfeeds and timelines. What's more: these are exactly the kind of blogs that somehow blow up within a month. In the meantime, I'm working hard to tell compelling stories about places and things that would otherwise get overlooked. I try to make people who read my blog feel like they were there with me when I was traveling through Southeast Asia. I try to make my excitement and love for comics and books tangible. I hope to open people's eyes to the amazing street art they otherwise would have walked past without even noticing. And for what? To see a product review of mascara, a product review that gives the exact same information in the exact same tone of voice as hundreds of other blogs, get at least three times the number of views and comments as the post I wrote with all my heart. Not the best thing for your self-esteem and motivation, let me tell you that.


I became very pessimistic and bitter over the course of this winter, when I saw more and more cookie cutter blogs blow up or grow to a thousand followers in no time. I had no idea how they did it, while I was working my ass off to see zero progress. And I wasn't the only one. I saw the same thing happen with some of my talented friends. I was glad to get away from all that for nine days when I went on vacation last month: the internet is a luxury in Cuba, one I didn't care for during my stay. Those nine days were spent in ignorant bliss. No blogger drama, no overhyped bloggers who were basically all repeating each other, no cookie cutters making me feel inadequate. That ignorant bliss ended the minute I set foot on Dutch soil again. As soon as I opened Twitter, it all came back. Had I been able to turn a blind eye to certain cookie cutter behavior before, I now couldn't ignore it any longer. I was almost crying tears of frustration when I saw some of the things people tweet about blogging and being a blogger these days. It made me want to go back to internetless Cuba right away.

Over the course of the next few days, I tried to get back into the whole blogging thing, but failed. As you might know, I've been in therapy for an inferiority complex, so insecurity will always be my Achilles heel. That's exactly where cookie cutter blogs unknowingly hit me with posts and tweets. Wherever I looked I saw statements like: "You have to go self-hosted and build your DA up or brands will never work with you", "WordPress is the only place to become successful as a blogger" or "Are you even a blogger if you don't take OOTD pics in front of colorful doors in London?".
I guess brands will never work with me then, I prefer Blogger so apparently I'm going to be unsuccessful by default and hello? I don't live in London. I don't even live in the UK. And I hate taking pictures of the clothes I'm wearing. Does that make me any less of a blogger? My rational mind would say 'no', but that insecure part of me started to doubt. Because these things were all said by bloggers who were so much more successful than I am, so maybe they were right after all. Maybe I was just a failure of a blogger. I kept thinking, overthinking and doubting. I did this so much that I wanted to give up on blogging. More and more statements like these popped up on my timeline. This coincided with follow train after follow train and a tsunami of blogging cliche's being shared ("Every blogger is amazing, you are so amazing, followers don't matter as long as you're having fun"). Now I have nothing against motivational tweets, but seeing the same motivational tweet over and over again with only slight changes in wording makes people on Twitter look like faulty copy machines. You can figure out why I dislike follow trains for yourself. What frustrated me most, however, was that these tactics of follow trains and cliche tweets worked for people. Cookie cutters imitating copy machines were growing like crazy and I... I was about to throw in the towel.

For about two weeks I was relatively quiet online and lived offline. I went to Black Panther, started recycling cans and plastic bottles to raise money for a charity that cleans up the plastic soup, I went ice skating and booked a trip to Israel and Jordan. I thought about pulling the plug on Lost in Translation. Then my mom helped me realize me and my blog aren't my problem. Twitter is.

Cookie cutters will always be around. Their presence on Twitter and the know-it-all-attitudes that some people on that platform have tend to get me down though. Whenever I scroll through Twitter, all I do is compare myself and feel awful about not fitting into the idea of what a good blogger is. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sometimes jealous of the success recycled content gets. I'm not saying you're not allowed to write about things someone else likes to write about. Neither am I saying you can't be inspired by someone else's posts or just be similar to another blogger. But with plagiarism being a real issue lately and some people pumping out passionless posts, I do feel awful when I pour my heart and soul into a post about how Cuba is nothing like you'd ever expect gets seen by about 10 to 20 people.


I can't wrap my mind around plagiarism and cliches getting so much time of day, but I don't want to waste any more time thinking about cookie cutter blogs. I allowed cookie cutter blogs to get me down, but not anymore. From now on I'm going to focus on writing the best blog posts I can, even if that means they'll never be read by more than 20 people. Because my mom was right when she said: "You write for you and your followers. It doesn't matter how many followers you write for. What matters is that you tell stories that are true to who you are." And telling those stories is exactly what I'm going to do, now and always.

x Envy
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In November one of my travel dreams came true: I bought a ticket to Cuba. Nine days in the country of cigars, Che Guevara and classic cars; I could not be happier. My ticket and accommodation were not cheap though, and as I'd be staying at an all-inclusive hotel I'd also have to pay for day trips to Havana and the Yumuri Valley. instead of taking my usual (and usually cheaper) backpacking approach. Due to lack of time, I went with the all-inclusive option for once but still tried to keep it as low-budget as possible. This means that I didn't want to fork out another €50 just so I could bring a suitcase full of clothes I probably wasn't going to wear anyway. So I decided to take hand luggage only. Nine days on the other side of the world with only one little bag: here's how I managed it and what I took with me!

Maybe it was a little misleading to talk about a bag when I actually took a very small suitcase. I got this little guy from a friend of my dad's. Expert is the name of an electronics store in the Netherlands and my dad's friend owns the local branch. He had this suitcase just lying around in the back of his store and decided to give it to us (thank you once more, Robert!). Since then it's accompanied me to Rome, Vienna, Berlin, Ljubljana and Edinburgh. It's 45x35x15 cm, which means it's exactly small enough to take onto any plane from any airline as hand luggage. This time around I was lucky to have a weight limit of 10 kgs, which was amazing. I usually pack light, so the only thing I had to do was put everything in there like I was playing Tetris in 3D. Usually it barely takes me any effort to fit everything in, but this time Hand Luggage Tetris was very difficult, thanks to a swimming mask.


Yes, I bought myself one of those masks from Decathlon that make you look like a Teletubby. Normal masks don't work for me: I have quite chubby cheeks, which means the mask can't completely follow the lines of my otherwise small face. As a result, water always trickles in, which makes me panic. Apart from that, I'm pretty much blind without glasses and this mask made it possible for me to attach my old glasses to it with washi tape so I could actually see a fish or two. My bikini, also from Decathlon, actually matches the mask's shade of blue. Usually I don't care much about matching anything, but this made me very happy. It's the little things, you know.


With the mask taking up a lot of space, I positioned my shorts and shirts around it. I was left with smaller items like sock and underwear to fill up small open spaces in the suitcase that would otherwise go to waste. I'm not showing those because I'm pretty sure no one wants to see my socks and underwear - they're all boring. Same goes for my pajamas. Anyway, I picked three tank tops for this trip: one black, one white and one the color of rust. My beloved shorts with pugs on it made the cut, just like a grey shirt with an enormous E on it.
I had to use my (non-existent) fashion sense to pick shorts that I could easily wear with these tops. I chose a denim one which I've had forever and some short sweatpants. I also took my elephant shorts from Thailand with me. They're not as easy to combine as the others, but I love them and grab every chance I get to wear them.
I also added the pants I wore to Angkor Wat. They're perfect for warmer climates, but still cover enough of my legs to keep the sun from burning my legs to a crisp within minutes.
Now 2010 Envy would have crinkled her nose if she knew what I'd also packed: a little beach dress you might recognize from my Instagram feed. There was a time when I absolutely hated dresses, but now I love wearing them. This one is perfect to wear over my bikini when I'm on my way to the beach or the pool (or when other parts of me are burning to a crisp).


I wasn't sure I was going to go on runs during my visit, but I packed my running gear and put my running shoes on on the day of departure anyway. Better safe than sorry. I hadn't been able to wear the banana top I'd bought in Bangkok in ages, so I took it with me to Cuba. Those are all the clothes I took with me in my little suitcase. I use the clothes I wear on the day of departure as my wildcard: lots of layers and everything I could maaaaybe need. In this case, I wore ripped jeans, another little dress and a hoodie. Let me tell you, on the first two days in Cuba I was glad I had jeans and a hoodie to wear to dinner. It got cold really fast after sunset.


Clothing done, next up: toiletries! No fancy bags for me, I just took a ziplock with the essentials: toothbrush, toothpaste, sunscreen, shower gel and a sponge. I didn't pack soap, shampoo and towels because I assumed the hotel would provide those items (which it did). All of the fluids are 100ml products, the absolute maximum. The ziplock is also more or less necessary: I would have to unpack a fancy little bag at the airport because it's not transparent. Airport security problems.
My hairbrush wasn't inside the ziplock by the way: I don't like it when my toothbrush touches my hairbrush. Not at all.


I kept my electronics to a minimum as well: phone, camera and chargers. I carry my phone in the pocket of my jeans, so just its charger was in my suitcase. My camera is well-protected inside its own little bag, which my mom found at a thrift store. It's perfect: it's exactly the size of my camera and has plenty of storage space for my street art stickers, a spare lense cap and my business cards (hey, you never know who you're going to meet).


Of course I also took my blogging equipment and a book with me. When I say 'blogging equipment' I mean my two notebooks. Every post you see here on Lost in Translation is first written by hand, no internet involved. The biggest pro of this system is that I can write whenever and wherever I want. All I need is a pen or pencil, for which I have a small pencil case, which I got on last summer's Finnair flight - because no one wants to have pens, pencils, markers, erasers and washi tape wander all through their luggage during a trip.


Just this once I also took my favorite tote bag with me. Every time I visit a new country, I color it on my bag on the day of arrival. I'm completely in love with this bad and it's only made my travel addiction worse. I made Cuba red. Because communism. I'm so clever.

All these things were in the main compartment of the suitcase, but there's also a small front pocket. This is where I kept my flipflops and sandals, which you can see in my awkward outfit pictures. The book from the previous picture was also stored here, just like my diary, so I could easily reach them during the flight. I can't go anywhere without a book, but on trips like this one I usually take a cheap book from the thrift store. I wouldn't recommend the book in the picture by the way.
My diary and I are also inseparable. Keeping a diary has a calming effect on me. It's also a perfect place to keep my photo props. The little cards I use for my Instagram posts were in the envelope attached to the inside of the cover of my diary.

With these items and my Tetris skills, I managed to go to the other side of the world for nine days with hand luggage only. It's really not that difficult: pack the essentials, think about what you really can't live without, like I can't live without my blogging notebooks, and what you could buy at your destination, like soap for example. Good luck packing!

x Envy
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