Will I ever stop overthinking? Nah mate, it's what I do best. Even though I took a pretty long vacation this summer, my brain didn't. I guess it actually did the opposite. It was working overtime when I was in Laos, one of the most amazing countries I've ever been to. It's beautiful, it's awesome, it's... it's... God, I'm bad at describing a country properly. I'll just let my Lao thoughts show you how I feel about this place!
So... we're going to stand in one line to get our visa, then wait in another one to pay for it? Where did logic go?
Is it pronounced Laos, Lao or Lay-o? Someone give me some clarity!
Smells like dead fish here.
I like the slow boat. It's pretty, it's relaxed and definitely slow.
I should totally rewrite Slow Hands to Slow Boats. "Slow boats, will bring us down the Mekong river"...
After the wifi valhalla that is Thailand I didn't dare hope for wifi in Laos, but there is!
Pak Beng. Hehe. Funny name for a town. Pak Beng.
Wait. Did that guy just hit on me? That's both hilarious and adorable.
I've been in Laos for nine hourse now and the first random Lao guy has already asked me to be his girlfriend. Awesome?
This bed is so soft, it's almost orgasmic.
Oh sweet ceiling fan, give me the soft kiss of your breeze.
Let's hope today's boat ride will be less of a booze cruise.
Damn, my Lao guy can make a good chicken sandwich. Too bad I'll never see him again.
I'd kill for a decent shower. If the humidity doesn't kill me first.
I sneezed into a Fanta bottle... I'm so pathetic. No wonder no guy ever likes me. My life is one ugly mess. I just wanna go home now...
The French have arrived. They left their manners at home.
Did... did a pantsless little boy just run straight through the restaurant?
I don't know what that dish was, I didn't even order it, but it was freaking delicious.
Why do Southeast Asian roosters make noise all night?
How can a country be communist when they haggle at the market like this?
Rainy season in Laos? I'm getting burnt to a crisp here!
What a weird statue is that. I can't even see what it's supposed to be. I'll ask dad, maybe he knows... Never mind. It's a penis. That is definitely a huge penis.
I don't trust Southeast Asian dogs anymore after those bastards in Thailand almost attacked me.
Apparently Chinese tourists are as rude on their own continent as they are on mine.
I don't remember what not being thirsty is like. I only know thirst. This would be the perfect opportunity for that Bane speech, if only my brain was hydrated enough to remember the words.
These mountains look like Godzilla's spine. But prettier.
Why does the bus driver play his weird Lao music so loud? I need me some peace and quiet and De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig!
Vientiane is so... nothing. It does have a beautiful victory monument though.
I'm glad I feel sick on the premises of the Ministry of Healthcare. No better place in Vientiane te get sick than here, right?
One short week wasn't enough time for a country like Laos, but soon after I arrived in Vientiane I already had to catch a place to Cambodia. I'll never forget Laos though. It's the least developed country I've ever been to, but that doesn't make it any less amazing. And it's also good to know that if I ever get really desperate for a boyfriend I'll only have to return to Pak Beng on the banks of the Mekong, hahaha.
x Envy