How to Make a Speech Sound Silly
If everything goes according to plan, I'll get my diploma on June 26th. A four hour ceremony will take place on that day in the school hall. I had no idea how this could possibly take four whole hours, but now I know. Part of the tradition, part that I never knew of, is that the mentors of the graduates tell a little something about their graduates.
My mentor is a good guy, but when he handed out the sheets with questions to base his speeches on, he should have known he was making a mistake. S.D. and I did mine together, which always means ridiculousness. My mentor surely wasn't expecting this to happen.
Name: Envy Fisher
Study: German at Hogeschool Rotterdam (decided to switch from English to German at the very last moment)
What are your positive features?
- sense of humor!!! (says S.D.)
- smart
- great memory for pointless stuff, like the number of days left till the next Marvel movie (see 'things I'll remember')
- Too critical
- Too much of a perfectionist
- easily annoyed
- known for holding grduges
- good at hating stuff I'm not good at
- way too good at listing my own flaws
- S.D.'s doodles in my math notebook
- the releasedate of every Marvel movie
- our hilarious math day in 11th grade
- Maze's smelly lunches
- the Tale of the Drowning Otter
- the bench and plant from the administration area
- Hodor (S.D. and I used to talk like Hodor during math)
- Potoooooooo (we switched to Potoooooooo when we got bored with Hodor)
- C6 (I could explain this, but it'll make me look like a stalker, so I won't)
In a few years I'll be living in San Francisco with a man who also hates Superman :)
I can barely wait till June. This is going to be one hell of a speech!
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